Let There Be Write!

Life remains an enigma.  It is my job to point and laugh at it.

Like most blogs that people write.[1] I will state my own personal experiences/reviews/qualms/happenstances that occur in my day-to-day life.  Why should you bother to read this??? 

Well… for many reasons.  So as of right now, I will weigh the pro/cons of reading this blog for the average Joe/and or Jane Internet-surfererstein.[2]

Pro- I will talk about personal inner conflicts that occur in the life of an average[3] post-college grad.

Con- There will be little to no pornography on this site.  Perhaps you meant to search for “B.L.O.G.”

Pro- I will try and provide a humorous yet insightful narrative.

Con- It may not always fall in iambic pentameter.[4]

Pro- I will keep up to date on Entertainment/movie/music/and internet news.

Con-Air

Pro- I will update weekly.

Con- I will update weekly.[5]

:So, if the “Pros” outweighed the “Cons” then this blog may be for you.  If not.  Well… I hear that those Jersey Shore guys have interesting Tweets about life and stuff.

Sigh[6]…

Come back and read soon!

-Matt

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[1] “Blog” meaning actually spellchecked personal opinion online journal. Not to be confused with the internet site “B.L.O.G.” which stands for Babes Lovin’ Old Guys.

[2] Yeah…they’re Jewish. You have a problem with that?

[3] Yet maybe a B+ in the “Looks” category...

[4] Sorry Shakespeare

[5] Well…what if you hate it?

[6] That’s where the real money is…